y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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