we're chasing vodka with high fives
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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