this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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