I could have mohawked her pubes.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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