Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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