I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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