I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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