Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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