If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
