i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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