dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It's never too late to be topless.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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