if you like me you must not know who I am
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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