I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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