Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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