Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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