she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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