I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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