Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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