Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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