I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
cat food counts as protein by the way
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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