I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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