'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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