then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
This house was built for laser tag.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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