Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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