Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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