FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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