bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
did i walk over a car last night?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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