And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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