But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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