Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize
