So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
we should paint friendship bongs
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