Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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