My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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