Porn is love you can see.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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