What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
