He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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