Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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