from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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