Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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