she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So vagazzling was a success
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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