question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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