is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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