he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
MIDGETS
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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