we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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