do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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