don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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