Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
