Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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