I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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