so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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