no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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