lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
