you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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