what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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