If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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