im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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