I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just forgot I was standing up.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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