it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
No subtext here. People are naked.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
