Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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