you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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