I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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